Just Some Werid Girl With Glasses

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zoeysugg:

ive been laughing at this for 12 yearS

reqrets:

me

profoak:

here’s a list of good blogs:

1)me

2)not u

hellodraco:

do you ever cry because you’re here and not in Hogwarts

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

all-is-now:

mond0:

i wish i could say “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” in real life

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pizza:

an epic trilogy

How to tell if someone is crazy. 

See all the signs here

..I am crazy

Not entirely surprised tho

holy shit EVERY SINGLE THING applies to me wtf

hAHhaHHAHhAHhAHhA

Its insane that every single thing is me though what the hell

Fairly sure everyone on Tumblr will be considered crazy according to this tbh

Literately every freaking one only i don’t smoke 

SEND ME UNPOPULAR OPINIONS AND ILL RESPOND WITH AGREE OR DISAGREE FUCKING DO IT

(Source: familyfriendlyurl)

When my brother's in the shower...

-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me:
will you quit singing?
brother:
what?
me:
QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother:
WOMAN
brother:
WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother:
MY BALLS
brother:
AND MY SOUL

pleatedjeans:

*Fudgsicle is misspelled on purpose because it’s funny when people say it that way.

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